Things That Must Go

On the way to work each morning, Zuke listens to the morning show "Radio From Hell" on X96. Being as we only have one car right now, I sometimes take him to work, and have been roped into listening with him. It's not bad, I must admit. Once a week (I think.....don't quote me on it) they do a segment called "Things That Must Go". Each of the DJ's come up with their own list of things that they think should "go", and occasionally read lists from listeners who have emailed them in.

So, keeping in fashion, here is our list of things that must go:

• Adults who can't seem to spell even simple words correctly. Example: the word "Proof" spelled "P-r-u-f-f". Repeatedly. I mean, seriously?! Did you not attend elementary school?
• People who are going crazy about this whole swine flu debacle. It's just like the flu.....which will kill thousands of people every year. Wash your hands, buy some Purell, and take a chill pill.
• Landlords who, after three weeks, still haven't replaced the weather stripping to our basement door. I am so sick of cleaning up dead worms and spiders off of our laundry room floor!
• Neighbors who leave their insanely loud motorcycles idling in the driveway. For 20 minutes. AT SIX O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!!!